There’s no better rapture song than Blondie’s quintessential hit, “Rapture,” but when it comes to YouTube videos, I prefer my rapturing to be a bit more awkward and herky-jerky. Enter Nadia Ali and her dance hit “Rapture.” Nadia — who is something of a cross between Kim Kardashian and Teresa Giudice (with a dash of Nicole Scherzinger thrown in for good measure) — gyrates robotically through her video, thus earning her the title of “Stiffest Rapture Dancer of The Rapture.” I don’t know where Nadia will be when the Rapture hits, but I’m hoping it’s a dance lesson (ohhhhhh SNAAAP!!!!).