JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Florence and the Drinking Machines
Not much happened on the latest episode of Jersey Shore, and what did happen felt all too familiar. Deena fell over. Ronnie got wasted. Sammi realized she still loved Ronnie. Deena fell over again. Situation got a blowjob. Deena fell a third time. Ronnie fell. Sammi fell. And J-Woww made coffee in the most unconventional of ways.
Along this journey, the kids learned how to make pizza and then erroneously referred to the Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore as the Vatican. Tsk tsk. Know your Pope!
Photocap after the jump…
“I’m okay! I’m okay!!! Although… I may have just shat out some linguine just now.”
“Yo, my dude, why do all these condoms look like pastries?”
Situation: “So… you ever been with a man who may have a few bumps and rashes down there?” “Actually, yes.” “Nice.”
Situation: “Nice boots, Nicole.” “Thanks. I skinned a yeti for them.”
“Hey Snookers, you mind if I fart in your face real quick?”
“Ugh. We don’t want to make pizza. We just want to eat pizza. And maybe have sex with the box after.”
“Will one of yous tell me where maple syrup comes from already?”
Vinny: “Hahahhahaa I totally have a boner. Hahahaha. Wait, did I say that out loud?”
“What could be better? Great weather, beautiful people, and the glory of the Vatican behind us. Yeah, France is a great city.”
“For the last time, Sammi, I don’t want to talk about Maureen O’Dowd’s latest op-ed!”
“Yo Deena, you gotta get up. I’m losing feeling in my legs.”
“Ron, I still love you, but mainly because I’m pathetic.”