10 Rejected Sequel Ideas for ‘We Bought A Zoo’

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This Christmas, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, and Thomas Haden Church all star in the movie We Bought A Zoo. It’s sort of a strange concept (if you need a plot description, look no further than the title), but if the film finds an audience — who knows? Maybe we might see a sequel or two.

After the jump, ten sequel ideas that we’re pretty sure will never happen (although, I’d see almost all of them).


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10. We Bought A Kazoo

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9. We Bought A Zoology Wing at a Local University.

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8. We Bought A Zooey Deschanel

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7. We Bought An Exotic Animal Off The Black Market For Our Zoo

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6. We Bought A Night Of Wild, Dutch Sex

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5. We Bought A Super Creepy Abandoned Clown Train

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4. We Bought An Abortion Clinic

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3. We Bought A Kardashian

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2. We Bought A Toaster Oven

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1. We Bought Cocaine

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13 thoughts on “10 Rejected Sequel Ideas for ‘We Bought A Zoo’

  1. We bought shares of Zynga and now live in a giant cardboard box with all these crazy animals.

  2. LOVE this!!! I think the super creepy clown train is my fave. Wanted to add one more… We Bought Matching Zoot Suits for our Ailing Grandparents

  3. I’m partial to the Phaedra Parks version: We Bought an African American Funeral Home.

  4. I love the creepy clown train! Although Thomas Hayden Church with the (tah dah!) toaster oven made me spit my soda out!! (LOL)

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