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This Christmas, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, and Thomas Haden Church all star in the movie We Bought A Zoo. It’s sort of a strange concept (if you need a plot description, look no further than the title), but if the film finds an audience — who knows? Maybe we might see a sequel or two.

After the jump, ten sequel ideas that we’re pretty sure will never happen (although, I’d see almost all of them).

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10. We Bought A Kazoo

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9. We Bought A Zoology Wing at a Local University.

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8. We Bought A Zooey Deschanel

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7. We Bought An Exotic Animal Off The Black Market For Our Zoo

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6. We Bought A Night Of Wild, Dutch Sex

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5. We Bought A Super Creepy Abandoned Clown Train

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4. We Bought An Abortion Clinic

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3. We Bought A Kardashian

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2. We Bought A Toaster Oven

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1. We Bought Cocaine

13 replies on “10 Rejected Sequel Ideas for ‘We Bought A Zoo’”

  1. We bought shares of Zynga and now live in a giant cardboard box with all these crazy animals.

  2. I love the creepy clown train! Although Thomas Hayden Church with the (tah dah!) toaster oven made me spit my soda out!! (LOL)

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