10 Things Starships Were Meant To Do (Other Than Fly)

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After hearing Nicki Minaj’s ubiquitous hit Starships for about the umpteenth time today, I couldn’t help but get the phrase “Starships were meant to fly” in my head for the latter part of my afternoon. It made me think: starships might be meant to fly, but is that all they can do?

After the jump, ten other things that starships are meant to do.

Starships were meant…

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To cry

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To dry

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To sigh

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To pry

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To comply

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To imply

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To serve chai

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To deny

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To Spotify

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To enjoy tea with Jasmine Guy

Did I really just post this?

13 replies on “10 Things Starships Were Meant To Do (Other Than Fly)”

  1. I enjoyed this post, but the random Millenium Falcon really threw me off, I was expecting all different generations of the Enterprise NCC-1701. You know Star Wars and Star Trek are different universes, right?

  2. OMG this is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen anywhere. It competes with your P90X fitness extras countdown!

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