BRAVO PHOTOCAP: The Best of this week’s RHONJ, RHOM, I Dream Of Nene, and New Atlanta

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I had a little free time today; so I though why not write up a photocap. And since I haven’t don’t a Bravo photocap in EONS, I decided to tackle four different shows in one post. Crazy! After the jump, check out pics from Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of New Jersey, I Dream of Nene, and The New Atlanta. Enjoy!

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“I like to wear toilet seats on my head and pretend they’re Jesus halos.”

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Lisa: “I don’t know what concerns me more, Lenny: the fact that you’re lying in a pool of your own blood or that your face is starting to resemble a young Ethel Merman.”

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Marysol: “Hi Dad. How are you?”
“Can’t complain. Just finished work on my new project, JURASSIC PARK.”

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“We’re crying on the inside.”

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“Mom, stop crying already. I haven’t punched a homeless man in five days. You should be happy.”

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“Peter, I love you so much, and I just want you to see that you don’t have to wear safety glasses everywhere you go.”

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“But what if I spontaneously decide to do woodwork? What then, MOM?”

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“I DONNN KNOW PAPI!!!”

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“Excuse me, but I am not tranny Gordon Ramsey!”

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“I want ALL OF YOUS TO KNOW that I think dressing like a pirate is COOL.”

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“Ayy, do you know who you’re messing with? I was once in the running to be the third Mario brother.”

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“JOE, I think he has my phone. He’s reading my textsesesss!”

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“I WANT EGG SALAD, AND I WANT IT NOW!”

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Rich: “Don’t look now, but Joe Giudice is drunk and hitting on a garbage can. I SAID DON’T LOOK NOW, KATHY!!”
Rosie: “HE SEES US! JUST FUCKIN’ DRIVE THE CAR! GO! GO! GO!”

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“Ah… this house. So many memories. So many fun times. So many hideous wallpaper patterns.”

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“Thank you all for coming to try the new flavors of BLK water. We’ve gathered you here so that you can be first to taste the most disgusting beverage on the market.”

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“What sort of ingredientses are in this? CUMMMINS?”

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“Aw, Teresa… admit it… did you just poop a little?”
Teresa: [nods]

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“Listen, until you too can pull off wearing two looms as a dress, I don’t want to hear NOTHIN out of NO ONE.”

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Gregg: “I hope no one sees that I’m about to slide right off of this chair.”

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Guy: “Don’t worry: I’m a load-bearing gay!”

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“Ninja Bowser, at your service.”

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“Do you know who you’re talking to? I am JASMINE GUY.”

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“Am I sucking up water? Or blowing tiny bubbles? You’ll never know.”

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“Girl, you sucking up water.”

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“Nope.”

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“Blowing bubbles?”

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“Wrong again.”

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“GIRL BYE.”

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8 thoughts on “BRAVO PHOTOCAP: The Best of this week’s RHONJ, RHOM, I Dream Of Nene, and New Atlanta

  1. I thought Peter of RHOM was trying to show his mom that he was getting it together. First step, dressing like his new style icon, Dwayne Wayne from A Different World.

  2. Ben…love these recaps!! Love your podcasts also…Can you tell Matt, to not do the LIVE show anymore…well not anymore, but every once in a while. I miss the opening and ending music. I also miss the spontaneity you guys had when you knew we couldn’t see you. The podcasts seem to flow better…Love you guys.

    • Funny you should say that. We’re ditching the video podcasts this week. I agree – the flow isn’t the same.

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