My blog is less than a week old, and I’m already suffering major titular cold feet. While at first I enjoyed the blog’s name and its directness, “This Blog Is Mine” has worn a bit thin on me. The major problem is that it’s confusing to remember. Is it “This Blog Is Mine” or “This […]
In my continued attempt to be a minor consumer advocate, I have to call into question Covergirl and their bafflingly titled line of lip glosses, “Wet Slicks Fruit Spritzers,” a name that is neither easy, breezy, nor particularly beautiful. When I first heard of the brand, I was watching America’s Next Top Model as the lovely […]
Ike Turner, 76, kicked the bucket today. He then punched, strangled, and broke the bucket’s nose. ZING!
Not to hate on my many friends from the greater Detroit area, but even they have to be scratching their heads as to how their fair city wound up on the New York Times‘ vaunted destination guide, The 53 Places To Go In 2008. Sure, there’s plenty of rich local history, and the riots are […]
Some people have been having issues writing comments, but I think I’ve got it all sorted out. Now, if you have a Typekey account, you can use that to leave comments. If you don’t have that and don’t want to sign up for it, no problem! You can leave a comment anonymously! Just click on […]
Every now and then, I think I’m the toughest person in the world. And then I find a dead bird on my balcony and realize that in a fight between me and a cotton ball, the cotton ball would win. Yes, my squeamish side (a side which covers about 95% of my body) emerged the […]
Looks like somebody got caught dialing 1-800-FLOWERS!
In a tragic turn of events, The Bad Newz Kennel’s reign came to a sudden and tragic end yesterday. Ã‚Â No, I’m not talking about Michael Vick’s after-hours canine jamboree. Ã‚Â I’m talking about my Fantasy Football team, which had persevered through a frustratingly streaky second-half of the year to somehow wind up in first place going […]
I’ve come to realize that when it comes to deciphering deodorant odors, I’m at a total loss. Time and time again, I waltz into the pharmacy and find myself staring at the shelves of deodorants, wondering what in the world I’m about to purchase. Yes, yes, I could be a heathen and sniff all the […]
I don’t want to be overly cynical or anything, but I’m truly amazed at how dumb people can be sometimes.Ã‚Â Yes, I know that sounds harsh and particularly “angry blogger”-ish, but it’s true.Ã‚Â I mean, we all do dumb things Ã¢â‚¬â€Ã‚Â it’s normal Ã¢â‚¬â€Ã‚Â but the other day at the gym, I witnessed one of the […]