Look Out, Kim! He's Gonna Put You In A Cougar Trap!

Last night, as Elisha Cuthbert was exiting venerable Beverly Hills eatery Mr. Chow’s, a guy fell over and gashed his head. The plucky 24 star was ever so kind to help him up, but that didn’t stop her and her positively DISMAYED friend from sharing a joint look of shock, confusion, and repulsion. And really, …

CURIOUS THOUGHT: What If Juliette Binoche and Abigail Breslin Swapped Heads?

Earlier today, I was looking at a picture of Abigail Breslin on Best Week Ever, and for some reason, her face struck me as being particularly Juliette Binoche-ish. I couldn’t help wondering if it was just me, or if their faces were truly interchangeable. I busted out the Photoshop, and ten minutes later, I had …

Padma Renders Innocent Bystander Frumpy

“Hands up, utensils down. God, I’m good.” If I were a woman, especially a pale woman with no makeup in an oversized shirt and fat jeans, I wouldn’t want to be photographed next to Padma Lakshmi —  especially when she’s in full-on catwalk mode. Put simply: there’s just no way to look good. But alas, …

Pharrell: The Second Coming of Zero Mostel?

N.E.R.D.H. —  No One Ever Really Dances the Hora Here’s a story I think we can all raise a glass of Manischewitz to. Recently, hip-hop singer and über-producer Pharrell stumbled upon an Orthodox Jewish wedding and was so fascinated by the proceedings that he decided to hang-out and watch. The families then invited him to …