Is That An Eel In Your Penis Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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I believe the headline of the following link says it all, but in case you’re to lazy to glance downwards, let me explain. A man in China went to a spa where he submerged himself in a pool and let freshwater eels graze off his dead skin. The treatment is not unlike the fish pedicures one might encounter in Japan (helpful things I learned on the long forgotten series I Survived a Japanese Game Show). Anyway, this gentleman thought he was in for a relaxing afternoon with the eels, but little did he realize that one intrepid bastard had other plans.

It’s not too late to stop reading. Still here? Okay…

Here’s the long and the short of it: AN EEL GOT INTO THE MAN’S PENIS AND SLITHERED AND NIBBLED ITS WAY ALL THE WAY UP INTO HIS BLADDER.

No. No. Stop. I’m mad at MYSELF for writing about this. But I just have to.

The unfortunate spa-goer was rushed to the hospital where doctors spent three hours in surgery removing the eel, which is now thankfully dead.

For more unpleasant details, check out the link below. And thanks to my dear friend Heather Whaley for bringing this special story to my attention.

Metro UK: Eel removed from man’s bladder after entering penis during beauty spa

VIDEO: Cat Bullies Rival

Since I’ve already posted like twenty cat videos this week, why not do another one? Here’s an amusing clip of one cat bullying another. It’s all rather rude, if you ask me.

Perhaps not as funny as the previous videos this week, but an entertaining video to pass the afternoon.

Thanks to Caty for the heads up!

VIDEO: It’s a Deer in an Aquarium!

What is it about deer that they always get themselves trapped in places they shouldn’t be: convenient stores, liquor depots, state legislatures. Heck, they even get into Target. Well, here’s a new addition to that list. One intrepid deer made its way into the seal tank at Norwalk’s Maritime Center in CT. This was impressive because a) who knew deer could swim? and b) who knew a deer could infiltrate an aquarium?

And so we have our second aquarium-themed viral video of the week (after the drunk Russian brawl at the dolphin cove). Where the HELL are the TANKMASTERS??