
Jim Bellino and wife Alexis from The Real Housewives of Orange County
I mean, the comparison just has to be made.
And if Jim is Mario, that makes Alexis…

I mean, the comparison just has to be made.
And if Jim is Mario, that makes Alexis…

Comment of the Week is back! I took a break back in April when I was traveling, but now I’m ready to start it up again. Plus, the fact that people are so fired up about Real Housewives of New York City and New Jersey has helped boost the number of funny comments on this site.
This past week saw a lot of gems, but the one that made me chuckle the most had to do with LuAnn on RHoNYC. Robbie wrote:
“I loved LuAnn’s comment in the van on the way to Rancho Relaxo ‘She (Ramona) better behave herself on this trip (Morocco) or she’s not coming’ – is this a paradox?”
Well done, Robbie. Your quote will be on the sidebar for a whole week!

Once a year, the fine (and entirely way too cold and rainy) city of San Francisco hosts a race called Bay To Breakers, wherein several people run across the city… and everyone else dresses up in costumes and drinks their asses off. I’d heard from my friend IndianJones that it was a blast; so I decided to head up to the City by the Bay this weekend to partake in the action. Now I’m here, and even better: so are blog regulars Malibu Judie and Sly (as well as our other friend who wishes to remain 100% anonymous). The only thing missing is a group costume. Well, we weren’t really planning on going all out, but as it turns out, IndianJones’s friends have all adopted a British theme; so in the spirit of all things Royal Wedding and such, our little group decided to design t-shirts for the occasion. Our fine work after the jump.
And yes, this is all very self-congratulatory, but we’re just really really excited about these t-shirts…

In an effort to promote further activity on the site and community building and all that fun stuff, I’ve decided to introduce a Comment of the Week feature that will highlight some of the best and funniest contributions by you, my dear readers. Whoever is selected will have his or her quote featured on the sidebar for a whole week (oooooh!!) and will thus be able to use those bragging rights in whatever manner seems appropriate.
There were a lot of great comments last week, but the funniest ones all seemed to stem from the Real Housewives of Orange County photocap. And the winner is…
“Tamra and her twat talk are boring. Newsflash, a good pounding will make you think that you found your ‘soulmate’. Enjoy the fucking and get off my TV already. Unless that fight with Jeana is soon, I could care less.” — LAC on REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC PHOTOCAP: Putting the Eh in España
Congrats, LAC! Runners up after the jump… Continue reading

In an effort to promote further activity on the site and community building and all that fun stuff, I’ve decided to introduce a Comment of the Week feature that will highlight some of the best and funniest contributions by you, my dear readers. Whoever is selected will have his or her quote featured on the sidebar for a whole week (oooooh!!) and will thus be able to use those bragging rights in whatever manner seems appropriate.
I must say that there were some funny comments this week, partially thanks to some leftovers from last week’s Ina Garten flame war. But whose commentary reigned supreme? Why, it’s this one:
“Damn. Why is a dick in a mouth an insult? It’s a positive thing for most people. Just sayin.” — Dainsey on Make-A-Wish Kid Rejects Ina Garten, Is Awful
Runners up after the jump…

In an effort to promote further activity on the site and community building and all that fun stuff, I’ve decided to introduce a Comment of the Week feature that will highlight some of the best and funniest contributions by you, my dear readers. Whoever is selected will have his or her quote featured on the sidebar for a whole week (oooooh!!) and will thus be able to use those bragging rights in whatever manner seems appropriate.
We had some really funny comments this week (as well as several angry ones). Here is the winner:
“I still find it odd that the kid’s wish was to meet a 60+ year old Food Network personality vs. like, iCarly or the Biebs.
In the words of Jack Donaghy, ‘Her name is the Barefoot Contessa. And you’ll NEVER be like her.’” — Alli on Make-A-Wish Kid Rejects Ina Garten, Is Awful
Congrats Alli! You get glorious bragging rights!
Some very funny runners up after the jump.

In an effort to promote further activity on the site and community building and all that fun stuff, I’ve decided to introduce a Comment of the Week feature that will highlight some of the best and funniest contributions by you, my dear readers. Whoever is selected will have his or her quote featured on the sidebar for a whole week (oooooh!!) and will thus be able to use those bragging rights in whatever manner seems appropriate.
This week’s choice:
“Vicki – still hitting all the uggh notes – No speakie the Spanish? Ok, bitch, how about just asking the foreman to translate. I do not speak Spanish very well at all, but you bet your truffle hunting face I would not be doing the pigeon spanish shit at them. Those bannisters can be “fixed†to go while you duck walk your always working ass down the stairs, you heiffa.” — LAC on REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Time For A Ho’ Bath
Congrats, LAC. You get bragging rights for the week!
Runner-up:
“poor little Enzo will never know the true beauty of the stamens of crocuses now. Damn you Ina!” — Zoobabe on 10 Reasons Why INA GARTEN IS NOT A MONSTER

In an effort to promote further activity on the site and community building and all that fun stuff, I’ve decided to introduce a Comment of the Week feature that will highlight some of the best and funniest contributions by you, my dear readers. Whoever is selected will have his or her quote featured on the sidebar for a whole week (oooooh!!) and will thus be able to use those bragging rights in whatever manner seems appropriate.
This week’s choice:
“London & Capri? Did Peggy name her kids for the places they were conceived? Meet my kids – Coffee table and Kitchen counter.” — Honeybunny on REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: New Faces, Old Drama
Congrats! Honeybunny gets braggin’ rites and a spot on the sidebar for a whole week. Commence envy now…

In an effort to promote further activity on the site and community building and all that fun stuff, I’ve decided to introduce a Comment of the Week feature that will highlight some of the best and funniest contributions by you, my dear readers. Whoever is selected will have his or her quote featured on the sidebar for a whole week (oooooh!!) and will thus be able to use those bragging rights in whatever manner seems appropriate.
This week’s choice:
“I’m sorry, but if you leave out ‘Nobody puts Baby in the corner,’ you haven’t gotten to the heart of the movie at all. Germans!” — Joanna on ‘Dirty Dancing’ in Sixty Seconds, As Portrayed By Germans
After the jump, three other amusing comments. Continue reading
Yesterday I posted a brilliant sixty-second version of Inception that was part of a competition to recreate movies in exactly one minute. Here is another submission to the contest, and it’s just as amusing in a totally different way.