REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI PHOTOCAP: Parents Just Don’t Understand (English)

2011: Real Housewives of Miami debuted with little promotion and instantly bored fans and critics alike. It was a creative dud and a massive disappointment for a sexy city filled with so many exotic and “spicy Latinas” (everyone loves them, according to an Urban Outfitters’ t-shirt). Without a doubt, Miami was roundly considered the worst […]

Housewives Hoedown, Episode 14: Unmitigated Bashing of Larsa Pippen

Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed it, we just taped another episode of Housewives Hoedown this afternoon, and I’d be lying if I said we didn’t spent the majority of the time talking about Larsa Pippen, who after last night’s Real Housewives of Miami finale, landed herself a cozy spot on the Worst […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Doing It For The Kids

The second episode of The Real Housewives of Miami aired last night, and I’m afraid we’ve yet to see much stirring drama. It wasn’t a total wash — there was some amusing crap that went down — but this season has yet to get its sea legs so far. With any luck, next week’s installment […]

Housewives Hoedown: Episode 10

Video streaming by Ustream Greetings from sunny Los Angeles. Flipit from TVgasm joined me once again this afternoon in yet another episode of Housewives Hoedown. We spent a majority of the show discussing The Real Housewives of Miami, which really meant we spent most of the time talking in Elsa Patton’s accent. Let’s face it: […]

HOUSEWIVES HOEDOWN, EPISODE 9: Talking Miami

Video streaming by Ustream It’s Wednesday, which means there’s a new episode of Housewives Hoedown ready to watch. Joining me this week is my old chum from TVgasm, Katie Cazorla, who just happens to be starring in a brand new reality show for the TV Guide Network called “The Nail Files,” which premieres in June. […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI PHOTOCAP: Bienvenedos a Miami

Heeeere we go! The Real Housewives of Miami premiered last night, and I’m sorry to report that it wasn’t terribly caliente. I’m not writing it off by any means, but the first episode was a bit on the slow side. Already people on Twitter and Facebook are comparing it unfavorably to D.C., but even that […]