WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #53: Bye-ami and Twinkie Arm Pits

This week’s very special holiday Watch What Crappens centered around the finale and reunion of Real Housewives of Miami and Reza’s obsession with being an awful pit obsessed gay that’s mean to fat friends. Come on in!

Bethenny Frankel Is Getting Sued!

Guess what happens when you land a fat paycheck from Skinnygirl margaritas? Everyone wants a piece of it. That might explain why Bethenny’s former manager is suing her for $112 million. This has Jill Zarin’s fingerprints all over it…

For further details, check out the full story here:

Socialite Life: Bethenny Frankel Is Being Sued By Ex-Manager For $112 Million

HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN Ep. 18: Talking About Alexis Bellino, Dinner Parties, and the Glory of RHoNYC


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In case you missed it, we taped another episode of Housewife Hoedown today. Joining me in the studio was Matt Whitfield, features editor at Yahoo! The two of us discussed the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County and New York City, with special attention paid to Alexis Bellino and her dinner party meltdown.

We received two calls, including one from my friend Neil, who shared his experiences with Ramona Pinot Grigio. Not only did he weigh in on the wine, but he told a most interesting story about its sales on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

Check it all out in the video above, and remember you can watch live every week at 12:30 PDT at

HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN, Episode 16: Talking About The RHoNYC Premiere!


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In case you missed it, today I hosted yet another episode of Housewife Hoedown, the only web talk show devoted to all things Real Housewives. Joining me this week was my friend Marcos, who shared his very own special story of meeting Lisa VanderPump. Aside from that, we discussed the NYC premiere as well as the latest episode of Orange County.

Check it out! Hope you enjoy, and remember that you can always check the show out live (and call in!) every Wednesday at 3:30 PM ET / 12:30 PM PST at (except for next week when I’ll be on holiday in sunny Orlando, FL).

Discussing The Real Housewives of Miami, Atlanta, and Beverly Hills

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In case you missed today’s episode of Off Script, I was once again joined by TVgasm’s Flipit (a.k.a. Ronnie Karam) as we talked about the upcoming premiere of Real Housewives of Miami as well as the season finale of Atlanta and the reunion for Beverly Hills. We also devote a significant amount of time railing on Cedric, as well as many others. Be sure to check it out, and tune in next Wednesday at 12:30 PST for the next episode. You can watch it live at and even call in!

Hope you enjoy!

QUICK HIT: ‘Skating With The Stars’ Is Happening


For those of you who just can’t get enough of celebrities in motion, fear not: ABC has greenlit Skating with the Stars, which is not to be confused with the Fox disaster Skating with Celebrities. The cast for this icy talent competition includes a veritable who’s who of celebreality stars as well as a few reality TV virgins: Bethenny Frankel, Jonny Moseley, Vince Neil, Sean Young, Rebecca Budig, and Brandon Mychal Smith (the obligatory Disney Channel star).

Quite frankly, I’m shocked that Bethenny agreed to this spin-off. She’s too high profile for this experiment. Dancing is where she belongs. Then again, maybe this is just an elaborate passive-aggressive dig at Jill Zarin, the resident figure skater / ass-faller-onner of The Real Housewives.

Socialite Life: ‘Skating With The Stars?’ – Give Us A Break, ABC!

Inception, As Told By The Real Housewives


The most buzzworthy film of the summer is Inception, and whether you loved it (everyone) or hated it (um, me), it still left many people scratching their heads. Clearly what we all need is a nice, streamlined version of the story, and what better way to retell this elaborate yarn than by employing the Real Housewives of Bravo?

After the jump, your guide to Inception, as told by the Housewives.

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REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Once Again, The Reunion As Told By Shot Glasses


Bravo aired part three of its explosive Real Housewives of New York City reunion, and it continued to be an unparalleled display of Kelly’s craziness. The woman literally doesn’t make sense. Sadly, I don’t have the time to go into it right now as I’m about to disappear off the grid for several hours. In the meantime though, please enjoy this photocap of the show, once again reenacted by my shot glasses since Bravo didn’t post any new screencaps themselves.

Pics after the jump…

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Bravo aired the second part of the explosive Real Housewives of New York City reunion, and it was just as bonkers as the first installment. Jill seemed significantly more contrite this time around, perhaps too contrite, and amusingly, LuAnn brought up the whole “snake” bit again. Alex, meanwhile, seemed totally derailed as she appeared to attack anything that moved. Luckily, we had Sonja around this time, and she gave us a lovely respite from the zaniness, which was brought in heaps thanks to Kelly Bensimon, who continued to make absolutely no sense whatsoever in describing her trip with the ladies down to the Caribbean.

Sadly, Bravo did not post any screencaps from last night’s show; so I took matters into my own hands. After the jump, my reunion recreation, featuring various items from my bar.

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Everyone is crazy! That’s what we learned on part one of the tumultuous Real Housewives of New York City reunion. Each one of the women acted like a crazy person, even those that we generally like (Alex, Bethenny). I personally would be mortified to go on TV and act that way, but as a viewer, BRING IT ON! Last night’s hour of insanity was positively riveting, which I suppose is sad, but who cares. I signed away intellectual dignity sometime around season four of Big Brother.

Basically all the ladies fought last night. Alex got into it with Jill. Alex got into it with LuAnn. Ramona got into it with Kelly. And Bethenny got into it with Jill. That’s the abstract. Part of me wants to go into detail about everything, but then another part of me wants to hold back. There was just SO MUCH. I was actually overstimulated. When the hour was over, I could barely even remember what had happened.

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