Coming Soon To A Theater Near You: ‘The Hills?’

Here’s a fun rumor I’d like to indulge: a big screen version of The Hills might be headed our way. Back last year when the series ended, Hills creator Adam DiVello hinted that he wanted to take the seminal pseudo-reality show to the multiplex, but alas, the cast wasn’t on board. Now it’s been a …

‘Famous Food’ Trailer Promises D-List Dining Disaster

Get More: Famous Food, Reality TV Shows, Reality TV Shows 6 Is there life after reality star fame? On VH1 there is. Introducing Famous Food, the show that brings together such luminaries as Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, and Ashley Dupre and lets them battle for the chance to work for Mike Malin, a.k.a. Boogie from …

HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN: Episode 7 Is Here!

Video streaming by Ustream Check it out people: it’s Wednesday, which means it’s time for another episode of Housewife Hoedown (formerly known as the more generic “Off Script”). Flipit from TVgasm joins me yet again, and since there wasn’t much new in the Housewives universe, we spent our time talking about the latest casting rumors …

THE HILLS FINALE PHOTOCAP: Goodbye, Sweet Hills

I already posted a recap of The Hills finale, but MTV hadn’t posted pics yet from the episode. Now they’re up, which means that I can put a close to The Hills with one last photocap for old time’s sake. After the jump, the end of an era. Sniff sniff…

THE HILLS FINALE RECAP: The Rest Is Still Unwritten

And now it’s over. Last night, The Hills sadly went off the air, capping a television season that saw many heavy hitters (Lost, 24, and Law & Order) go the way of the dodo. It was a bittersweet moment for me. Bitter because the show I had loved (and occasionally loved to hate) was now …

THE HILLS PHOTOCAP: Most Depressing Episode EVER

There’s only one, one, episode left of The Hills, and I’m starting to get a little misty-eyed. Where else am I going to get my weekly dose of grungy douchebags galavanting about Hollywood with no discernible direction in their lives? I suppose I could just, you know, step outside my apartment to find that, but …

HILLS PHOTOCAP: Audrina’s Lazy Susan of Douchebags Brings Justin Bobby Back Into The Fold

I’m loving The Hills these days. Kristin’s bitchy demeanor has come into its own (much as it did on her second season of Laguna Beach), and the introduction of this Allie Lutz girl has been nothing but pure entertainment. It’s somewhat tragic that we seem to be limited to only one run-in per week between …

B-Side Blog’s First Podcast!

[powerpress] Exciting news! Podcasting has finally arrived at B-Side Blog! I teamed up with my fellow blogosphere pal Lisa Timmons to record our first ever episode, simply titled “Banter with Ben and Lisa.” We talk about a multitude of things: The Real Housewives of New York City, January Jones, Heidi Montag, local Los Angeles restaurant …

HILLS PHOTOCAP: Justin Bobby’s Back. Again.

Do not adjust your televisions. Justin Bobby has come back to The Hills, which may or may not explain that wafting stank emanating from your entertainment center. Yes, the oft-dirty, oft-annoying ex-boyfriend of Audrina made his triumphant return to the series last night, and lucky us, we got two douches (viz. Ryan Cabrera) for the …

HILLS PHOTOCAP: And Now There’s An Elephant on the Show

What happens when you take an annoying six-year-old, a psychotic crystal enthusiast, a pair of giant boobs, and one very large elephant and put them together? You get a party at the Pratt’s! Such was the scene that unfolded midway through last night’s episode of The Hills, which saw the further psychological unraveling of Spencer. …