The Entire Real Housewives of NJ Cast Will Be Back… Allegedly.

Everyone is back, according to Andy Cohen. My DVR had some issues while I was off in New York, which meant I missed an episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Luckily, we have this critical news to hold us over through the long national nightmare that is my TV viewing tardiness. In case you […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Caribbean Queens

After months of buildup, the entire cast (minus Ashley, who was too dumb to get her passport in order so she could go on a FREE vacay) headed down to Punta CaƱa to enjoy sun, waves, and plenty of booze. It looked like a rather wonderful time, and for the most part, there seemed to […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Little People, Big Emotions

Congratulations to Bravo for singlehandedly bringing utter shame upon me for feeding the machine that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey. All season, I’ve been extolling this revamped cast’s virtues, citing the complex and all-too-real emotional issues that have plagued the Gorga-Giudice households week in and week out. Great drama! The best! And then […]

HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN, Episode 2-1: Talking Beverly Hills, Russell Armstrong, and New Jersey

Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed it, we taped another episode of Housewife Hoedown today, and since we’d been on hiatus all summer, we had MUCH to discuss. Fellow Real Housewives fans Matt Whitfield and Sita Young joined me as we gabbed extensively about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Russell Armstrong, and all […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Ignorance is Bliss

The emotions were high on last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, which saw Teresa and her brother face yet another obstacle in their attempt to rebuild their friendship. The shocking developments came fast and furious, leading up to the most gasp-inducing moment of all: Milania dropping her nasty little ass on […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Ashley Gets The Boot!

There was a lot of stupidity on display Sunday night with the latest episode of The Real Housewives of NJ. Most of it came courtesy of the series’ two biggest idiots: Teresa and Ashley, who are vying to be the most hideous creatures currently on Bravo (at least until Larsa Pippen returns to the airwaves). […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Jacqueline Finally Realizes That Her Daughter Is Awful

It was all about the kids and parents on this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. For Melissa, it meant communicating with her dead father through a “median” (before plunging into an earsplitting recording session of “On Display”). For Kathy, it meant having The Talk with her daughter in advance of a […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: New Year, Old Mooks

The Holiday Season continues on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Christmas is over, and New Years has arrived. This can only mean one thing: mass drunkenness. Yes, the entire cast gathered at the Brownstone to ring in 2011, and despite what the previews had suggested, there was very little by way of drama. Richie […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: On The Twelfth Episode of Christmas, Bravo Gave To Me…

If I’m not mistaken, Sunday night’s episode marked the end of Christmas on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I never thought it would happen! However, just because it took weeks upon weeks to slog through the holidays, I have to admit that I actually kind of enjoyed all of it. I don’t think a […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: All I Want For Christmas Is Kim G

For what feels like the twelfth consecutive week, it’s still Christmas on The Real Housewives of NJ, and it looks like Santa delivered at least one gift early: Kim G! Yes, in what appeared to be Kim G’s swan song, the kookiest lady of Franklin Lakes finally got the Caroline Manzo treatment, replete with angry […]