I didn’t really know what to write about this afternoon; so I thought I’d maybe whine for a little bit since I seem to do that well, and it’s been a while since I’d bitched about anything in particular. Back in the early days of this blog when I was under a non-compete with TVgasm, I wasn’t allowed to write about TV; so I spent a good amount of blog real estate telling tales of gross people at the gym or embarrassing gaffes whilst attempting to exit a parking garage.
I don’t really have any good stories on that front, but I did realize at some point this afternoon that I have a few things that have been annoying me today, and why not air them out in public? It is the blogger way, after all. Continue reading
Mad Men starlet January Jones revealed recently that she’s preggers and due in the fall, but who, pray tell, is the father? Well, she did just break up with Jason Sudeikis in January; so the timeframe suggests that perhaps the Saturday Night Live cast member is the baby daddy. Lending more credence to this theory is Sudeikis himself who stuttered and stumbled his way through his responses to nosy reporters wanting to know the scoop.
Of course, if Jason Sudeikis is not the father, then we are only left with three theories:
1) January Jones used artificial insemination (unlikely given that she’s still way too young and hot to resort to such techniques).
2) January Jones went on a post-Sudeikis slutty binge and got knocked up super fast.
3) January Jones had an illicit side-lovah all this time. YES, that must be it! And Jason Sudeikis dumped her when he found out about this other man (perhaps Bobby Flay, January Jones’s random knight in shining armor after she crashed into three cars last year).
So in conclusion, Jason Sudeikis is either the father, or January Jones is a PROSTITUTION WHORE.
More juicy details, including Jason Sudeikis’s not-so-smooth handling of the media, here:
Socialite Life: Jason Sudeikis Won’t Comment On January Jones Pregnancy