HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN, Episode 16: Talking About The RHoNYC Premiere!

Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed it, today I hosted yet another episode of Housewife Hoedown, the only web talk show devoted to all things Real Housewives. Joining me this week was my friend Marcos, who shared his very own special story of meeting Lisa VanderPump. Aside from that, we discussed the NYC […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: No Bethenny? No Problem! New York Ladies Return Just As Great

When Bethenny Frankel left The Real Housewives of New York City, it was certainly a loss to the show, but people acted like it could never recover. Well, they’re wrong. The season premiere of RHONYC proved that everything is just fine. We still have the crazy, we still have the drama, and quite frankly, after […]

Get Your Zaaaaaarin Faaaaabrics Groupon!

The season premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City is just around the corner (or so we think), and to celebrate the return of Kelly, Jill, Alex, and the rest of the gang, why not go out and buy yourself some fabric? That’s right, ZAAAAARIN FAAAABRICS has a Groupon deal going on today, […]

Sorry, Haters: ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ Looks Awesome

The word on the street is that The Real Housewives of New York City was pushed back to April at the last second because producers needed to fix a broken season. I never really believed that, and I never totally believed that Bethenny departing would ruin the show. After all, people don’t seem to remember […]

New York City ‘Housewives’ Attempt To Out-Kooky Each Other

Apparently beloved housewife Sonja Morgan held some sort of burlesque party, and the result were the above two images. They both beg a very important question: what’s more bizarre? Ramona and Mario’s pseudo Moulin Rouge ensemble or Jill Zarin’s teeny-tiny hat? Your opinions please.

QUICK HIT: ‘Skating With The Stars’ Is Happening

For those of you who just can’t get enough of celebrities in motion, fear not: ABC has greenlit Skating with the Stars, which is not to be confused with the Fox disaster Skating with Celebrities. The cast for this icy talent competition includes a veritable who’s who of celebreality stars as well as a few […]

Inception, As Told By The Real Housewives

The most buzzworthy film of the summer is Inception, and whether you loved it (everyone) or hated it (um, me), it still left many people scratching their heads. Clearly what we all need is a nice, streamlined version of the story, and what better way to retell this elaborate yarn than by employing the Real […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Once Again, The Reunion As Told By Shot Glasses

Bravo aired part three of its explosive Real Housewives of New York City reunion, and it continued to be an unparalleled display of Kelly’s craziness. The woman literally doesn’t make sense. Sadly, I don’t have the time to go into it right now as I’m about to disappear off the grid for several hours. In […]


Bravo aired the second part of the explosive Real Housewives of New York City reunion, and it was just as bonkers as the first installment. Jill seemed significantly more contrite this time around, perhaps too contrite, and amusingly, LuAnn brought up the whole “snake” bit again. Alex, meanwhile, seemed totally derailed as she appeared to […]

The Ten Worst Husbands, Boyfriends, and Significant Others from ‘The Real Housewives’

Not too long ago, I published my lists of the ten best and worst women from the Real Housewives franchise. The rankings seemed to be well-received; so here I am with another go at it, this time aimed at the guys. I’ve compiled a list of the worst husbands and boyfriends from the Housewives franchise, […]