HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN, Episode 2-3: Fired Wives, Taylor Armstrong, and More Michaele Salahi

Video streaming by Ustream We recorded another episode of Housewife Hoedown today, and joining me in the studio were Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! and comedian Amy Phillips, whose parody of Rachel Zoe not only took the internet by storm but also landed her a guest spot on The Rachel Zoe Project last year. Anyway, Amy, […]

VIDEO: Michaele Salahi Sings, Makes LuAnn Look Like Mariah

And now there’s this. Michaele Salahi performed her new song “Bump It” publicly for the first time on Miami’s local NBC affiliate, and the results were… well, let’s just say they made Danielle Staub’s guido-twirling performance on WPIX look like the second coming of BeyoncĂ©. Watch, if you dare. Via Popeater

Listen to Michaele Salahi’s New Single, ‘Bump It’

It’s always a special day when a cast member of The Real Housewives attempts to bust into the music scene. First we had Kim Zolciak, whose seminal punctuality anthem, “Tardy for the Party,” was a surprise mini hit. Then Countess LuAnn De Lesseps ravished us all with her treatise on manners, simply titled “Money Can’t […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: Salahism 101

There’s hardly anything to say about the Real Housewives of DC reunion except that it was one of the most incredible displays of denial, delusion, and BS we’ve seen since, well, the last Real Housewives reunion. I still don’t know what to believe regarding the infamous State Dinner — a large part of me thinks […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: Catfight In The Capitol!

Last week’s part one of the Real Housewives of DC reunion was so bonkers that it restored the faith I had in the series when it first premiered. Truthfully, I was a big fan of the DC cast at first, but midway through the season, the show began to stagnate a touch until the notorious […]

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About The Salahis But Were Too Afraid To Ask

Many are considering Michaele and Tareq Salahi the Speidi of Bravo, and with good reason. The shifty couple, who are prominently featured on The Real Housewives of DC, are embroiled in so many scandals, lawsuits, and lies that it’s hard to imagine them as anything more than two fame seekers who will do anything for […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Transitions

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of DC was rather tame, and for the first time all season, I think we managed to get through the hour without a cringe-worthy scene of awkwardness. Don’t get me wrong — I definitely cringed, particularly during Lynda’s kooky spiritual ritual to rid her new house of the […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Stomp The Yard

Apologies for not covering last week’s Real Housewives of DC, but the blame can fall on Bravo for oddly neglecting to post screen caps from the episode. It’s too bad, really, as the whole show was full of passive-aggressive sniping and anti-Salahi grousing. Luckily, we had more of the same last night, which totally fine […]

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC PHOTOCAP: Discomfort Food

Apologies for the delay on the Real Housewives of DC photocap. My Directv receiver failed to record the show for reasons that are too tedious and banal to describe. I eventually caught up, and so here I am now, a few days late, but still excited about the show nonetheless. The scuttlebutt on the street […]