AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN: Cop Has Sex With Woman on Car

Here’s an interesting turn of events. A police officer in New Mexico was caught by a surveillance camera having sex with a lady on the hood of a car. No, this didn’t happen on a police cruiser, but the cruising policeman was in his full outfit — badge, boots, utility belt and all. Not sure where the gun was, but I think we can all assume it will need a touch of sterilization after this. Nevertheless, no action has been taken yet while the authorities determine if this officer has in fact broken the law (maybe the lady was his wife? But probably not). I’m sure more salacious details will emerge soon…

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