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I Am The Arbiter: Collector’s Item (denim diapers)
D-Listed: This Dumb Bitch….

Tim Gunn Hates Taylor Momsen


The Gossip Girl premiere aired earlier this week, and by all accounts, it was very well received. Missing from the action, however, was Jenny Humphrey, who was last seen being sent off to a mysterious school named “Hudson” at the end of last season. I suspect that we’ll be seeing Jenny again, but then again, if she was shipped off the show, it wouldn’t be too much of a surprise, given the harsh words that fashion guru Tim Gunn has for the starlet.

Speaking to E! about his guest stint on Gossip Girl last season, Tim Gunn had withering comments about Little J, noting her inability to remember lines, get off her phone, or act in a professional manner. “You know young lady, there are hundreds of thousands of girls who are just as attractive and even smarter than you. Why are you acting like this show is a huge burden on you?” he told E!.

It all sounds uncharacteristically catty for Mr. Gunn, but then again, I too would be irritable if I had to stare down those raccoon eyes all day.

For the full story, check out the link below:

Socialite Life: God, I Love Tim Gunn.

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ESPN: Source: Owens agrees with Bengals (awesome)
Telegraph: Chinese zoo accidentally gasses giant panda to death (thanks Malibu Judie!)
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LA Now: Off-duty Marine accused of throwing kitten at wall
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Socialite Life: Live & In Concert: Aretha Franklin & Condoleez Rice Take On Philly!

AND WHATNOT: Meet The ‘Asian Jersey Shore’ Cast! Also, Mel Gibson As Portrayed By Kittens, and Media Love For B-Side Blog

MSNBC: ‘The Hills’ fans lament end of MTV reality series (shameless self-promotion)
New York Times: Farewell to ‘The Hills,’ With a Wink and a Nod (continued shameless self-promotion)
D-Listed: Nothing Says “Hardcore Rebel” Like Macy’s
ONTD: Asian Jersey Shore in Koreatown Cast Revealed
Eater LA: Top Chef Alum Jamie Lauren Signs on To Cook at Beechwood (scallop alert!!)
Buzzfeed: The 20 Worst Mel Gibson Rant Quotes (Presented By Kittens) (thanks jash)
Curbed LA: Do Angelenos Long For “Steel Clouds” Above the 101?
Sinosoul: $9.99 AYCE KBBQ Are You Out of Your Mind: Don Day, Ktown (our next dinner destination, Tony C?)

AND WHATNOT: Kim G Talks Smack About Danielle Staub; Also, Joe Jonas and Betty White Together, Octopus Retirement, and Taylor Momsen’s New Song

Vulture: Hot in Cleveland About To Get Even Hotter
D-Listed: Pulpo Paul Is Retiring
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LAist: The Next Food Network Star Episode 5: ‘Working in a truck is no picnic.’
Darryl M. Butterscotch: Next Food Network Star: Two Girls, One Truck
Valleywag: Do Not Check In Here on Foursquare, Ever
Socialite Life: RH Of New Jersey’s Kim G Has A Message For Danielle Staub: F*ck You!
Vulture: Hear the Second Single From Taylor Momsen and the Pretty Reckless
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