WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #108: Lost Bitches and Crazy Witches

Who let the dogs out? No, seriously. Brandi Glanville’s dog is missing. It’s actually kind of sad, and we feel bad for her… but not bad enough that we don’t give her a good working over on this week’s “Watch What Crappens.” Ben Mandelker (twitter.com/bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (http://trashtalktv.com) are joined again by Katie Cazorla (twitter.com/thepaintednail) to rehash the best moments from “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” “Vanderpump Rules,” and “Real Housewives of Atlanta.” (Sorry, our brains were dead by the time we attempted to talk about “Shahs of Sunset.”)

Be sure to listen as we rake Yolanda, Kyle, and Brandi over the coals. And if you have a passing interest in conjugating some “verbage,” be sure to hear our always sunny take on “Vanderpump Rules.” Finally, we bust out the Momma Joyce and Kandi voices for some good ol’ fashioned fun on “Atlanta.” Come listen everyone!

Oh and enjoy our stupid new theme song!

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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #107: Pride and Prejudice

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are both joined by Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa) and Katie Carzola (The Nail Files) for a super long and fun romp through all of Bravo’s trash. Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Shahs of Sunset were all on fire this week. Come on in!

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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #105: Bravo, Turkeys!

It’s our Thanksgiving Special!! This week on Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and I each list ten things we’re thankful for from Bravo. We cover everything: Real Housewives of Orange County, Miami, New Jersey, Beverly Hills, and Atlanta — and that’s just to start. We also have plenty to say about Shahs of Sunset, VanderPump Rules, Married to Medicine, The New Atlanta, Eat Drink Love, Fashion Queens, and of course Andy Cohen.

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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #103: So Big We Had To Split It In Two! Special Guest Katie Cazorla

EPIC TWO-PART PODCAST ALERT!

On part 1 of this epic two-part podcast, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined by Katie Cazorla, star of “The Nail Files” on TVGN. Things get down and dirty real quickly as the three discuss Joe and Teresa Giudice’s latest fraud indictments. Then it’s on to the “Real Housewives of Miami” reunion where there’s so much squawking, you’d think Thanksgiving had arrived early.

Next, Ben, Ronnie, and Katie fully dissect Carlton’s luncheon on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” From witchcraft to the c-word, we take it all on.

Be sure to stay tuned for part II, which features “Vanderpump Rules,” “Real Housewives of Atlanta” and “Shahs of Sunset.”

On part 2, the trio unleashes their wrath on the idiot servers of “VanderPump Rules.” Will Tom ever leave Kristen? Will Stassi take back Jax? And will we ever regain the brain cells we lost on this show?

Then it’s on to “Real Housewives of Atlanta” to discuss Kenya’s eviction, Phaedra’s issues with Apollo, and the lovely, young Riley.

Finally, we wrap up with “Shahs of Sunset.” Team MJ or Team Lily? And would you ever buy Diamond Water?

We have lots and lots and lots to say on all these topics and more. Come listen!

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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #64: Better Than A Bottle Of Vodka

This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) tackle all sorts of weighty issues such as Is Dana really as drunk as she claims on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?” And what does Kandi sound like when she climaxes on “Real Housewives of Atlanta”? And most importantly of all, is Stassi truly better than a bottle of vodka on “Vanderpump Rules?” Serious stuff here. Come on in!

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VANDERPUMP RULES REUNION PHOTOCAP: Wherein Idiots Confront Idiots

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One of the worst shows to land on Bravo in ages has to be Vanderpump Rules, but unlike those legions of terrible and forgettable series like Mis/Advised or LOLwork, this vile turd is so bad it actually has become fun to watch. Now I’m not an ironic TV viewer — I don’t generally tune in to something awful simply to mock it. If I’m ridiculing something, I tend to enjoy it at some base level.

However, Vanderpump Rules is so loathsome, I couldn’t help but immerse myself in it. Even worse, I’ve become invested in it. I wouldn’t say that I care about any of the vapid servers at SUR, the tacky restaurant that provides the backdrop for this show. It’s more that I’m fascinated to see actual Mean Girls doing what they do best: instill fear in the weak, inspire hostility in the equally matched, and divide and conquer the rest. The intrigue stems not from whether Jax and Stassi might reunite but rather from the always looming possibility that someone might please, please put these idiots in their place (spoiler alert: it never seems to happen).

By the time we wound up at the reunion this week, we’d amassed so much deplorable behavior from the entire cast, that it was a minor joy seeing these kids face the stinky bullshit they’d been tossing around. Some people, like professional doofus Jax, caught plenty of heat for questionable, if not downright sleazy choices. However, others like queen B Stassi seemed to only get a light slap on the wrists. Not fair, I say! Luckily, the thrashing Stassi’s surely receiving on the Internet will more than make up for Andy Cohen’s lack of needling. And I’m only too happy to participate!

After the jump, a photocap from the reunion…

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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #63: Paris Is Slurring; Also, Reunions, Awful People, and the Worst Episode in the History of Top Chef

This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) head to Paris! At least through their TVs. The guys analyze the boozy European exploits of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” before heading back to LA to take on the reunions of “Vanderpump Rules” and “Shahs of Sunset.” Then it’s on to “Atlanta” and the miserable “Top Chef: Seattle” finale. Along the way, there’s gossip about Adrianne Maloof, talk of “Orange County” season 1, and initial impressions of “LA Shrinks.” Come on in!

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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #62: Horse Tragedies, Wagon Jumping, and Vanderpumping

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping about Lisa Vanderpump on Dancing with the Stars and some private emails we’ve been receiving about Vanderpump Rules cast tragedies. Then it’s off to Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and back to Hollywood for the VR finale and talk about the coming finale of Top Chef. Come on in!

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #60: Tea Parties, Sur Idiots, and Persian-Palooza!

On this week’s episode of “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) break down the big tea party on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Then it’s off to Weho to ridicule the idiots on “Vanderpump Rules” as well as our Persian neighbors on “Shahs of Sunset.” Finally, we wrap things up with more attempts at a Kandi Burruss impersonation on “Real Housewives of Atlanta” as well as predictions for “Top Chef: Seattle.” Come listen!

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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS #59: Maloof Proof, Assy Stassi, and Talkin’ Trash

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’s circular yapping. Come on in!