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This past weekend, I took a lovely little jaunt to Chicago, and while I was busy doing work on the flight there, I made sure to reserve the return trip for some good old fashioned flight blogging, or flogging as I call it. Anyway, I've just concluded a long, arduous day of traveling, and while my celebrity sightings weren't as good as my friend Jash's (he took a flight to NY this weekend and sat next to Usher, or something like that), hopefully the addition of an Arkansas layover will spice up the festivities. Okay, it won't, but like poker, sometimes you gotta play your low card and hope for the best.

The whole sordid affair after the jump...

When I was in Europe a few weeks ago, there was one commercial that played over and over and over again on CNN International, and thankfully, I just found it on YouTube. It's a bombastic spot intended to lure investors to the emirate of Ajman, but instead, it just kind of plays out like light cult indoctrination, especially when the enthusiastic narrator announces, "The power of belief paves the way for achievement!" All that's missing are some John Woo doves. Nevertheless, the commercial in its entirety is above, and if you're fascinated by life in the UAE, check out my friend's blog here.

Oh the joys of Europe. I could be half a world away from Los Angeles, and yet I still somehow manage to have celebrity stories to tell. This latest one comes from the Czech Republic, which I visited about a week ago. As avid readers of this blog know, I was "on holiday" with my family last week, and one of the cities we stayed in was the ever beautiful Prague. The city was great, and I was especially thrilled one afternoon when I returned to my hotel and found several paparazzi lurking around the exterior like sharks coming to feed. What could this be? Was there a celebrity in our midst? I could only hope so! The whole sordid tale after the jump...

I wrote this a few nights ago, but I didn't have the internet access to post it until now...

Prague may offer many exciting nightlife options, but I'm more content to sit in my hotel room and watch TV. That's right. I don't need beer or fun or good times. I just need multi-lingual televised offerings, and thankfully, my hotel offers just that. (Actually, truth be told, I would be perfectly happy to go to a pub right now, but as I'm here with my parents, I don't have too many options drinking-buddy-wise).

Anyway, here's some good TV.

Sights from the Airport Lounge

Well, here I am, about to depart for yet another flight, but unlike other flight blogs, or flogs, this one is special. I'm not headed to the sunny climes of Los Angeles. Far from it. I'm flying off to the mysteriously inviting world that is Eastern Europe. That's right, I'm jet-setting off to Prague, and I couldn't be more excited. This will be my first ever international flog. But even better, I'm flying Business Class — also a flog first. This should lead to a whole new level of fascinating observations.

The action should all take place momentarily. I'm slated to board in about t-minus seven minutes, and as this is the first time I've flown Lufthansa, I'm quite excited. I've spent the latter part of the past hour sitting here in the Business Class lounge, which technically belongs to SAS, not Lufthansa, but that's okay. I'm open to all countries and their swanky lounges. As you can imagine, this one has a high number of flaxen Danes and Swedes present. I thought I had spotted three or four German hausfraus, but alas, upon further inspection (ie. the newspapers they were reading), I'd have to place them somewhere in the Oslo region.

When I haven't been doing any ethnic sleuthing, I've been snacking on the wide array of breads, cheeses, and cookies. I thought about boozing it up too, but quite frankly, I just didn't feel like it. Instead, I've merely focused on the food. I've already gone back for seconds (the sesame bun was a mid-afternoon delight — especially when paired with an ample helping of herbed cream cheese), and I was quite happy to discover a huge selection of nicely arranged Pepperidge Farm cookies. Milanos? Don't mind if I do!

Well, I should probably close up shop now. Perhaps there'll be an update in Frankfurt. See you in many hours...

Fred and Jan get ready for the flight.

Well, I'm back in New York for the Jewish holidays, but regrettably, I did not have time to do a flight blog because actual work deadlines necessitated that I do real writing on the plane. That's okay though. You didn't really miss much -- you know, beyond the wretched toddler that screamed like a demon THE WHOLE WAY. And did the parents ever sternly tell their awful child to be quiet? No. Instead, they just softly patted him on the back and kissed his forehead. TERRIBLE. Needless to say, these parents were the recipients of many passive-aggressive stares, and not just by me. A good portion of the people around me did the whole turn-around-and-glare thing too. I felt empowered.

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Imagine taking the "Wow" factor of your typical time-lapse viral video and adding the artistry of Michel Gondry. You wind up with this clip, which follows the famed director and his brother as they drive across the country in just four minutes.

Via Gawker

Inspired by my recent trip to NYC, I've decided to come up with the ten most awful things that happen at an airport baggage claim (short of actually losing luggage). I'm sure there are more annoyances than this list can handle, but at least this is a good starting point.

The view from my seat.

Ahh, it feels like it was just last week when I last wrote a flight blog, and here I am again, busting out the laptop for more airborne commentary. It's time to leave the chilly climes of the Northeast and return to the sunny, temperate weather of Los Angeles -- Burbank Airport, specifically.  After a whirlwind weekend of wedding activities (and snow), I've found myself back at JFK, sitting in the JetBlue terminal and waiting for this alleged wireless hotspot to kick in.  You see, despite my laptop registering a full four bars-worth of connectivity, I'm unable to access the World Wide Web.  A quick polling of my nearby laptop neighbors reveal that they too have been similarly and frustratingly cockblocked from the Internet.  Sadly, this isn't the first time this has happened.  The last few times I've flown out of JFK, I've noticed that the wireless hotspot has been anything but.  I mean, yes, it is a spot, but it's hardly hot.

So without internet access, I'm stuck here observing my surroundings.  The terminal is packed, I should note.  I think I saw someone from Bunim-Murray at the food court.  I don't know his name, and I never interacted with him when I was working there, but I'm fairly sure he's a producer or something.  I also saw a woman watching Juno on her laptop.  I guess she had a screener.  WELL.  Two can play at that game, lady.  Maybe I'll just pop in MY screener of Atonement.  Actually, I won't.  It's entirely too early in the morning for a delicate British drama.

Lastly, I should note that some guy full-on farted at the security check in.  It was nasty.  So nasty that one of the security guards asked another loudly, "Juan, did you pass gas?"  She then fanned her hand in front of her face.  Whoever smelt it dealt it, right?  Rest assured, it wasn't me (despite my making the rhyme, which means I therefore did the crime.  Although, now I've denied it, which means I've also supplied it.  Damn, I'm really making a bad case for myself).  Nevertheless, the lack of usable internet access mixed with the toxic clouds of ass emissions has made this morning in Terminal 6 slightly unpleasant.  That's okay though.  I actually have real work I have to do, which means that while I'll check in periodically to give updates on the flight, I won't be as fastidious with the blogging as perhaps my trip out [ed. note -- this proved to be a lie].  Plus, there's also the very real possibility that I may conk out mid flight (only got like two hours of sleep last night).  So now we're all updated and happy, yes?  Good.  See you in the air.

Oh what a week. After having made an auspicious paparazzi photo appearance a few days ago, I knew I had to somehow maintain the (VERY real) image of my fast-paced Hollywood lifestyle, and what better way to do that than by jumping on the latest plane out of Burbank and jet setting to New York City? Yeah, I'm that cool —  I fly across the country just for the hell of it.

Okay, okay. I didn't fly across the country to look cool. I came to New York for a wedding. And I flew on the rather unglamorous (but still wonderful) JetBlue. So as you can see, my pseudo-glitzy image is in much need of bolstering (and mark my words, it WILL be bolstered some day). In the time being though, I'll do what I do best: writing a transcontinental flight blog. Or as I call it, a flog. Good times to be had by all, I'm sure.

I'm a little under the weather; so rather than compose a full post, I thought I'd just assemble some good old fashioned lovable links.

• Rachel Ray suffers at the hands of a vengeful, silence-seeking waiter. [midseasonreplacements]


• The Hills guide to Los Angeles. [Gridskipper]


• The Monte Carlo Casino in Vegas has caught on fire. So yeah, don't go to the top floor. [LA Times]


• And because you want more crazy, here is the full 45 minute long, uncut version of the Tom Cruise Scientology video. I confess, I haven't endeavored to watch the whole thing yet. [Digg]

Very few people reserve the title "VIP" for me. It's mostly just my mom and dad and the occasional Hallmark card. However, despite my perpetual outsider status, I have risen to the VIP ranks thanks to the glorious travel website, Hotelchatter.com. Part of the SFO Media empire, the site boasts a wide variety of news, reviews and features on hotels around the world, and recently I was invited to contribute my own article about my experiences in Paris. Little did I realize that I would be labeled a VIP Hotel Reviewer. Hey, I'll take what I can get. And yes, I will be flaunting that title in every hotel lobby, bar, and valet station that I can find. Holiday Inn —  you best be prepared.

Anyway, for those of you who wish to read about my hotel lodgings in Paris, feel free to click the link below.

• TV Buff Finds Cheap Lodging in the Heart of Paris' Latin Quarter [HotelChatter]

Back in September, I went on a highfalutin jaunt to Paris with some friends, and while there, we had lunch at a cozy, New York Times-recommended bistro called Chez Michel. The meal was delicious — some of the best mussels I've ever had — but nothing could prepare me for the cheese plate I had ordered for dessert. Turns out the plate was less a of plate and more of a miniature fromagerie. No dainty slices of brie here — just giant blocks of cheese. It could have fed ten people. We were all so shocked when this leviathan offering of dairy products descended on the table that I immediately whipped out my camera and snapped a quick photo.

Little did I realize this offhand pic would soon become the toast of the Internet. Okay, maybe that's an overstatement. It's only been viewed twenty times. BUT I was most honored when the editors of the online travel resource Schmap contacted me about using the photo in their latest Paris guide. I'm not going to lie: I was floored, and I don't even know why. It's cool and everything, but when I received the email, I literally felt like I had been nominated for an Academy Award. I think it's because it was like two in the morning, and I was tired and/or delirious. Nevertheless, I've since come down from my Schmap-induced high, but I remain quite flattered that the editors saw artistry (or at least functionality) in my pic. To check out the photo in all its Schmappy context, click here.

Oh, and as for the cheese, it was quite tasty. We quickly deduced that it was indeed a traveling plate, meant for consumption by multiple tables. Probably not the most sanitary of practices, but oh so very European!

• Chez Michel [Schmap!! Paris]

Ah Delta Airlines — the eternal wellspring of traveler nightmares. Between the pink-tinted TV monitors and the narrow, butt-numbing seats, it's hard not to find something to complain about on this oft-maligned airline. I've been lucky enough to have avoided them for the past few years, but others haven't been so blessed. My friend IndianJones had the misfortune of flying Delta from Los Angeles to Boston (via Vegas), and for whatever reason, he seemed to think his experience would be hassle-free and unremarkable, as evidenced by this naively amusing Facebook proclamation:

"IndianJones is not going to bore you with the details of his travel....yet."

I guess he thought he was in for a rather mundane transcontinental flight. Well, it only took a few more hours before the inevitable update surfaced:

"IndianJones has finally been hit with the curse of the lost bag....thanks DELTA."

I felt his pain, even though I immediately wrote "HA!" on his Wall. Nevertheless, it wasn't until a full day later that he could proudly announce, "IndianJones has been reunited with his bag." Surely, it was an arduous experience for him, but don't feel too bad though. He's in the Bahamas now. Suffering a similar fate (minus the tropical final destination) was the author of Hiro Talks A Lot, who not only lost her bag but had to deal with FECES during her Delta exploits. To read the entire sordid story, which is highly amusing, click here.

As you all know, I definitely appreciate a good airplane story.  And when it comes to stories, very few can match Dave Sedaris in the humor department.  How convenient then that in this week's New Yorker, the acclaimed writer takes on that most vaunted of experiences:  a trans-atlantic flight red-eye.  Unlike my flight blogs, which have all taken place in the sprawling pandemonium of coach, Sedaris documents the joys and inconveniences of Business Class Elite, an entirely new and dainty beast.  It's hilarious.  I particularly enjoyed his follies with the armrest control panel (an error, I might add, that I would NEVER make)  Thanks to Zoobabe for the link!

•  Journey Into Night [The New Yorker]

WELL HELLO.  Welcome to my new blog.  It's sort of a work in progress; so excuse the mess.  A few weeks ago, I decided that I was officially going to start blogging again, and what better way to mark my triumphant return than by engaging in one of my favorite pastimes of blogging yore:  the flight liveblog.  Or perhaps, the flightblog.  Or better yet, the flog.  

Yes, for the first time in what felt like years, I decided to pull out my laptop on a flight and blog the entire thing.  At first, I wasn't going to do much — just dip the toes in the proverbial waters, if you will.  Why bother doing all this work if I didn't even have a blog set up?  But when I found myself detailing the assorted highs and lows of sitting amidst a celebrity and an awful, awful family, I knew I had to find me some real estate on the Internets.  One thing led to another, and after much brainstorming/annoyingly questioning friends to no end, I decided upon this here domain name, and the rest, dare I say, is history.  Well, maybe not history.  It's a bit presumptuous of me to act like this blog is history-worthy when this is in fact its very first entry, but IRREGARDLESS, I now have a home for my flight blog (flog), and so without further ado, I present to you my first official blog entry...